it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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