I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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