How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize