Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
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