living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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