I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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