i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
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