We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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