I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
