all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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