Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
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