Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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