Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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