Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
there is glitter all over my balls
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