How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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