Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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