Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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