And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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