Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
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