Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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