OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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