What did we do last night that was yellow?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
True college students do jello shots in the library
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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