I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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