For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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