There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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