So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Dear god my vagina.
I know her cup size but not her name....
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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