Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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