i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
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