he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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