This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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