so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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