I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
