OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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