Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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