it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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