Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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