I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
i out mim tonsoeep
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