doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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