i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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