Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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