try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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