I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
grandma shit on top of the toilet
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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