But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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