once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
His nipple licking is glorious
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