I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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