I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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