Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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