Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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