I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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