are you so shy because you have an std?
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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