so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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