Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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