1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
God, I missed his penis.
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