cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
